do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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