if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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