i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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