There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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