Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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