I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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