i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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