Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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