Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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