i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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