Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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