she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
