im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
