If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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