so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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