About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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