I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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