After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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