Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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