This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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