Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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