I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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