Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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