Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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