i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
