I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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