Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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