you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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