Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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