What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
A bitchslap is in order.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
