Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
