I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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