Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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