I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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