I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
