Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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