Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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