Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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