well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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