I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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