Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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