why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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