i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
