i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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