She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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