How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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