i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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