after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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