awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
