My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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