You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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