My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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